Wee!

Literally. Behold...the urine-powered battery.

Dream job!

From Craigslist.

Oops...

One of the most hilarious corrections I've ever seen.

EDIT: Link fixed.

Footage of Robert Novak losing it

Here.

Amen...

Truth from Salon.

It's been a while...

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000373.php

Someone should try this...

Wage Slaves

Sack is the low man in these operations. "I work from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. on the U.S. Lineage II server," he says. He works long, boring hours for low pay and gets no holidays. Carefully constructed macros do most of the work; Sack is just there to fend off the occasional player itching for a fight or game master who's hunting for these automated farming programs. "Everyone knows where the good places are, and GMs know that your account has been online for a whole month," he says. "[A GM will] message me asking, .Hello, what level are you, please?' I know he isn't asking my level; he just wants to know if [there's actually a person at the computer]."

Vampire in the Ukraine

A vampire has been arrested in Ukraine after luring street children into her home for their blood.

This Godless Communism

Treasure Chest was a monthly comic book published by the Catholic Guild from 1946 to 1972. Each issue featured several different stories intended to inspire citizenship, morality, and patriotism. In the 1961, volume 17 number 2 issue, the story "This Godless Communism" began. It continued in the even numbered issues through number 20. The entire story is presented here.

Fireworks from Brooklyn

Fireworks from Brooklyn, originally uploaded by Shanachie.

Worst...toy...

...ever.